Jones To Start

After an in depth of analysis of the student appreciation practice, any knowledgeable football fan can tell that Demetrious Jones is going to be the week one starter. My first piece of evidence, exhibit A: Jones first in the stretching line with Sharpley.



Some people may challenge that Sharpley is equally as likely to start based on this photo, which is why I take you to exhibit B: Jones demonstrating his authority over Sharpley by taking a water break first.

Here, Jones shows that he is king of the jungle by controlling the water hole. Sharpley looks so thirsty.

Some would argue that Clausen quarterbacked the first team offense, and Jones arguably performed the worst out of the three contenders. This is all a brilliant reverse psychology tactic being employed by Weis in order to confuse the opposition. Bottom line: Jones is the man, and I'm sticking to it.